First we brought to you: Stuck In A Dress. Now, for your viewing pleasure, we bring you:
Stuck On A Bike.
1.
"Oh, shit - help!"
"Mum, what are you doing?"
"I'm stuck! Go get your father! And put that camera down or I'm confiscating all your toys!"
"What's confiscating?"
"Argh, I mean it, I'm stuck! Get help!"
2.
"What seems to be the trouble here?" 
"Well, I thought I'd have a go on your bike."
"In the garden?"
"Yes, you see I haven't ridden for a while so I thought I'd start with a very short ride. But I can't reach the seat, so I shimmied up the post and clambered on, and now I can't get down."
3.
"Come on then, down you get. Now go and play with something more suitable."
Watch out for the next exciting installment of: Stuck!
3 comments:
That is just the kind of thing I would do. I look forward to the next instalment! :)
What I want to know is... who was taking the photos instead of helping? :)
Well, she did run and get The Australian so I had to let her take a few snaps...or rather, I was in no position to stop her.
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