(Look away now if you hate it when parents tell you about the Really Funny Things their children say . . . )
The Girl: Mummy, I have a whack in my ear.
Me: A what?
The Girl: A whack.
Me: (checking her frantically for signs of a beating) Did someone hit you?
The Girl: (looking at me as if I'm crazy) NO! A WHACK!
Me: Ohhh, you mean wax.
The Girl: Yes but there's only one. One whack, see? (produces one tiny yellow ball of wax)
One whack, many wax.
Tomorrow: how the concept of Opposites has started to dominate our lives . . .
3 comments:
I'm with the Girl on this. Surely it's only logical??
(PS: Is one allowed to link here? Thought I'd make sure...)
Link away, Leena!
Reminds me of my nephew asking for "a Weetabic". :)
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