Housework Ban to commence at 00.00 hours.
Ben linen: clean
Hair: de-liced (nb. no actual lice located...may have been hoax)
Floor: toy-free, raisin-free, Playdoh-free
Dinner tonight: crackers, and some salami we'd forgotten about from...a while ago
The Australian: tetchy
The children: oblivious
Me: ripping off my marigolds with my teeth
Brace yourself, Household, for what happens when: Mummy Goes Experimenting!
...mwah-hahahahaaaa.
4 comments:
Oooh I'm so excited for you Emily! You could write a thesis on your resultant findings or something and completely revolutionise the way the "H" word is perceived forever...mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-with-you!
I want a picture of The Australian doing housework should he crack before the week is up!
How come my comments never appear? Are they deleted cos I say naughty words?
I just wanted to say I am with you all the way on this Emily, can't wait to see how high dust really does get before it gives up... but wait, can't I see a basket of washing or ironing in the right hand side of your lovely piccie?
You have a very nice kitchen.
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